- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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