- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A black man walks out of a police station

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Badabing.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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