John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

A blonde dies Lololol

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What are annoying? Ads.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

when debbie meets downer

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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