A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What did the old man say? Im old

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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