- Anti Joke

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

knock knock go away!!!

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

A man walked into a bar owch