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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

women's rights.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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