An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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