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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.