- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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