What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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