- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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