- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Anthony sucks

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Bitch

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

This is a joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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