What do you say to a rock? Meow

thumb_up thumb_down -1

zx

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Sloths

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

thumb_up thumb_down -1

a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -1

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops