- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Oh s***

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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