- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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