Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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