- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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