whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Hello penis

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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