roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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i committed murder

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Anti Joke

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