What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Cliterus

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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