Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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