- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

read me write me

knock knock whos there open open who the door

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Uh... What was emulating again?

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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