Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Your so gay, that you like men!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

A man penetrates another man.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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