- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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