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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

wanna hear a joke? yes

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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