- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

bangers and mash?

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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