I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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