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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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