why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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