- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

u know whats a crime? rape

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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