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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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