- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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