- Anti Joke

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.