- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Women outside of the kitchen.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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