Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Caramel Boing.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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