- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Caramel Boing.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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