Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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