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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later