A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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i killed my family

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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