- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Cancer.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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