whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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