What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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LET

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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