- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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