3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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