- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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