- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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