What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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