- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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