"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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