- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

i just wrote this so hard

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Girls Lacrosse.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Okay.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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