- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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