what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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