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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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