- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

everyone dislike this

here's a joke... the american education society

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

the game

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A hill billy went fishing

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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