- Anti Joke

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

a black man did not eat chicken.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't