- Anti Joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.