- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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