- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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