why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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