- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

who's a slut... you're mom

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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