What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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