- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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